Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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