Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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