Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I had to cum in my sink.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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