Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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