Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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