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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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