I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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