she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
