Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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