i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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