I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Randomize
