dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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