Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
ok first of all what the fuck
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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