Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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