he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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