i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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