Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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