stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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