sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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