im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My vagina is officially offended.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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