I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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