Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
its not stalking. its research.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
