Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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