Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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