margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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