I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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