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say what?
wanna hang out?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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