All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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