i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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