Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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