yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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