I wish i was in the wii world.
honey bunches of taint.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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