i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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