He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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