if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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