Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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