guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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