Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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