You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
