I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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