he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You need a sexual gate keeper
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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