I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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