jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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