Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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