I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Randomize
