You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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