Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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