He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I deserve this hangover.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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