I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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