Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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