Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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