is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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