dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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