oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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