when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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