so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
my sisters under your porch take her home
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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